Top 10 Joys(or fears) in Teaching P1 kids '____' "

Another of my TOP 10 list......

1.They believe everything that you say. E.g.老师说：“哪组再吵闹，我就把星星拿掉！”“Shhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!Oei!你不要再讲话liao,老师要扣分了！”“老师！是真的吗？Wah!!!!!!!”(When he says that, he got that kind of "真的吗"serious look)(Of course, I dun come up with lame excuses like you all. Bleh......:P)

2.They believe everything that you say even if you said it one week ago.E.g.“老师，你last week说要做一个‘我是大嘴巴’的牌子给XXX的。你有没有带来？”（Moral of the story, 找朋友不要找一个像这个瓜，出卖友情。Tsk tsk tsk.......)

3.They think that your punishment is very funny.E.g. “老师，我也要大嘴巴的牌。”(OMG~ You think your lao shi so free to make so many 牌 ?)

4.They do whatever you tell them do. (except 'exceptional' stubborn cases)E.g."Put your finger on your lip!" "Everyone give me 1 clap!"(They try clapping using one hand in the air, while the other hand is obediently lying on the mouth.)

5.They are sources of unlimited entertainment to teacher and friends. E.g. 老师在教同学怎么用“我是........”造句。突然，一个同学说：“我是Ocean,欧得阳。”另一个说：“我是吴克群。”Then start to sing his song.Every word he sang is the same as the ad of TV orh！Then, solo becomes大合唱。(I almost died from 'arm chio' I tell you.)最后，有人说：“我是Jolin,蔡依琳。”(I nearly peng san.)

6.They give you answers that make you flabbergusted .E.g.“同学们，la第四声有哪些词？”“老师我懂，辣妹！”

7.They help you scold the notti ones in the class. “你看！又弄老师生气liao!老师又要扣我们的分了。都是你啦！”Scold for at least 5 minutes,比我还长气。（Thumbs up!)

8.Everyone is 大嘴巴to them.老师骂：“哪个是大嘴巴，上课一直在讲话？！”Everybody uses both hands to point fingers at everybody.场面好不“壮观”。

9.They love you so much they kept calling your name until you answer them.E.g. At the school gate,“梁老师！”(Sotong cher look here and there, cant see anyone. Continue walking......)“梁老师！梁老师梁老师梁老师！！！!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”（够了啦，喊到每个人都在看我，damn paiseh.......)

10.They love you so much they risk drawing pictures for you during your lesson.E.g. “老师，给你的。”“真美，谢谢，几时画的？”“上课时。”(SLAP!)