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Monday, August 01, 2005

The Matric Fair Recruitment Guide for Dummies

Tip #168
When touring around the MPSH during lunchtime, pose off as a freshman by removing your security pass and you'll be rewarded with freebies and goodie bags. Tour the hall a couple of times more if you want plentiful freebies and goodie bags.

Tip #169
With your security pass tugged away, head down to the very first booth in the hall to get the freshman goodie bag for $10. Goodie bag usually comes with a T-shirt, a ring file, an A4 notepad, sweets, magazines, beauty products, shopping vouchers etc.

Tip #170
And of course along the way when you find yourself inevitably surrounded by hard-sell recruiting personnel, simply flash your security pass for immediate immunity.

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Tip #211
A linear arrangement of about 3-4 recruiting personnel across the one-way pathway is usually the best way to ensure that you cover almost everyone present.


Tip #212
If you spot someone talking on the handphone while yet walking very quickly, he/she is most probably talking to air and trying to give everyone the slips. So do not hestitate to deploy the 3-4 man blockade across the pathway to stall further advancement.

Tip #213
If a person only stares at the floor while walking in large swift steps, he/she is definitely heading straight for the exit to the hall. Don't bother using the blockade because the person will not even give you a glance. Chances of him/her signing up is near zero.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are also young lemon girls who give away bottles of lemon juice, a new pokka product, when u participate in their lucky draw... just fill up a form to guess how many lemons r there in a big container. Skimpy dressing with thick make-ups + short skirts and low cut + blonde hair... wanna 'gao sua' me? nah... i'm onli interested in ur drinks.

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