梁老师周记2

How come no one write anything anymore?? Since no one write, I write lor..(maybe cos sch started liao..) Since last time someone think my post is funny, (还是是我一厢情愿的想法?)I shall post an update of it.
嗨！欢迎来到梁老师时间。让我跟大家分享本人这周所做的“好人好事”。As last week, I continued to 'amaze' my kiddys with my strength in opening water bottles for them. I still cared for my students' throat( remember the 四片饼干 incident?)I tried to convince them that the school has no budget for biscuits to eat in class everyday till the end of the year. I tried to act 'sympathetically' when they tell me they are sick of chocolate biscuits.I tried to give 'moral education' (it's more of a piece of my mind, anyway...) to a Malay pupil in Chinese. (Who knows he's a Malay?!)I desperately tried to scare students who like to jump down from the steps of staircase with 'bloody' stories and portrayed a 'horrible' image of Drs who like to go around 'stitching up' naughty kids. (gave apologetic look to Yixuan) I tried to convince some 6/7 years old kid who refuses to 'grow up' that saliva should be kept in their mouth, not on their desk. I tried to give compliments to my students' awful colouring skills. ( I think I over-tried cos they dun seem to look happy after my compliments.)I explained to my kids the similarities between the word “青色”and“绿色”till I began to forget that I'm a Chinese teacher, not an Arts teacher. I saw students with watery palms after I taught them to say "bo" "po" onto their palms. I heard saliva splattering sound when I'm teaching "bo" "po". I had to teach my kiddys after a week of school that their textbook is 'green' in colour with the word“课本”written on it. My classes went chaotic when I'm teaching them how to pronounce hanyu pinyin "pi"第四声. (Naturally people young and old will connect it to 'droppings'.) I'm a walking time-table. My students expected me to remember their whole timetable such as when is their music, arts or English period. (wonder if they asked their Eng.teacher when is Chinese period coming...)The school had stopped giving them biscuits yet they still ask questions like '老师，几时可以吃饼干？' as early as 2pm, one hour after school starts. Sadly, despite the 'care' I showered them, they still called me “杨”老师。Maybe I should get them to write my surname 100 times.