小一生的志愿
现在小学生的志愿是什么,你知道吗?除了“沉闷”的答案如:老师(*yawn*)、医生(学生说可以跟人打针。OMG!!Wake up your idea!!!)、工程师(其实做工程师也没什么了不起liao,老师我看到这种reply也不觉得很'感动'到想流眼泪,有眼屎还差不多...)等等,I also get unconventional answers like below:
(Note: what I'm writing below is based purely on 'facts', any coincidences or inconveniences caused is just your psychological problem)
1.护士(that's new, at least I never hear that from my classmates last time,but见你们一点肮脏就呱呱叫,doubt you'll make good nurses anyway...)
2.老板(remember to add the word“大”老板,小孩子就是小孩子,以为"大"就是好,错觉!!)
3.妈妈(erm.....Now I can proudly say I'm doing my country a huge favour to boast our human resources*Victory sign*)
4.清道夫(真没出息!!妈妈送你上学不是要你整天在班上学扫地!*Piak*)
5.老人(将来你的梦想一定会成真的,你不要都bo bian!)
6.厨师(为什么都是瘦瘦小小的要做厨师,肥肥圆圆的,你们跑哪去了!?)
7.做包?!(叉烧包,谁要吃刚出笼的叉烧包。。。。。。)
8.做ah beng!(Boy! You need some serious counselling!!)
9.做奶奶(别那么心急,还没学爬,就要飞liao! Tsk tsk tsk......)
10.做我自己!!!(掌声鼓励鼓励!!!那你就继续做猴子吧!)

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